This Week's Old Saying:

Roman Old Saying:
"Other people's goats..."

DM your clever ending @OldSayingGame by 5pm EST on March 11.
e.g. "d OldSayingGame "Other people's goats made this goat cheese. It tastes dusty."


Last Week's Top Old Sayings:
a. "The man who is not hungry says the restaurant was terrible in his Yelp review."
b. "The man who is not hungry says the buffet's open another hour & I'm getting my money's worth, damn it!"
c. "The man who is not hungry says the coconut has a hard shell."
d. "The man who is not hungry says feed me no lies."
e. "The man who is not hungry says dude, let's get a feed in like two hours."

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Winners from the week before...
1st Place: "Eating pears is strongly advised when all other sources of food are gone." (@shawnmcpike)
2nd Place: "Eating pears drinking three of a kind." (@zamar1)
3rd Place: "Eating pears is like cider traveling back in time." (@rhys_isterix)

And the real one? "Eating pears also cleans one's teeth." Oh really? Try that next time you're explaining to your dentist why you don't quite floss every night.

This Week's Contest:

Abyssinian Old Saying:
"The man who is not hungry says..."

DM your clever saying @OldSayingGame by Wednesday, March 4 at 5pm EST.
e.g. "The man who is not hungry says there's no food left in the cabinet."

Last Week's Top Old Sayings:

a. "Eating pears is strongly advised when all other sources of food are gone."
b. "Eating pears good for eating pairs."
c. "Eating pears also cleans one's teeth."
d. "Eating pears drinking three of a kind."
e. "Eating pears is like cider traveling back in time."
f. "Eating pears is better than eating rat's dung, dude."

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Winners from the week before that:
1st place: "One speck of rat's dung? I paid for two."
Real: "One speck of rat's dung spoils a whole pot of rice."


That means that we have a Four Way Tie = No Cleverest Twitterer of February 2009...
Skins Carries Over!

This Week's Old Saying

Korean Old Saying:

"Eating pears..."

DM your clever ending @OldSayingGame by Wednesday, February 25, 5pm EST
e.g. "Eating pears doesn't mean that Hillary Clinton can visit here anytime she likes."


Last Week's Nominees

a. "One speck of rat's dung spoils a whole pot of rice."
b. "One speck of rat's dung feeds many flies."
c. "One speck of rat's dung still doesn't give you two craps."
d. "One speck of rat's dung is better than two."
e. "One speck of rat's dung is less offensive than your average NY Post cartoon."
f. "One speck of rat's dung? I paid for two."

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Winners from Two Weeks Back

1st Place: "A mouse is not afraid to be clicked once or twice." @howardgr
1st Place: "A mouse is not afraid to traverse waters where elephants wade." @tedtheteacher


And the real one: "A mouse is not afraid of haystacks."